a map of america drawn from memory
where the fuck is Wisconsin
i think it’s in NEBRASKA
In Nebraska we don’t say “I love you”, we say “GO BIG RED CORN COB CORN COB DROUGHT DROUGHT REPUBLICANS,” which roughly translates into “Don’t touch my truck,”…kinda beautiful really
im fucking sorry
Woah woah woah, a lot of people in Nebraska are freaking out right now but not about the Olympics
Apparently the leaked images of the Husker’s new uniforms came out.
Calm the fuck down Nebraska. Calm down.
Oh my god that’s hilarious.
[[So, this is 100% accurate.]]
Fun fact: Every person in Nebraska owns at least one giant ear of corn.
change your mind
‘Citihenge’, a recreation of Stonehenge made of cars, is unveiled on London’s Southbank by Skoda to launch their Citigo model. The giant sculpture provides Londoners with a meeting point to celebrate the summer solstice. Amazingly they might not need umbrellas, as it’s not raining today in London. It is made from 18 scrap cars, weighs 36 tonnes and is over 5 metres tall.
YOU TOOK AWAY NEBRASKA’S ONLY CLAIM TO FAME IN THIS WORLD.
NOT COOL AT ALL.
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT FROM US TOO?
I feel like someone should make a Scumbag London out of this. It’s not like Nebraska has anything else touristy to brag about!
Nebraska is so cool that England got jealous and copied our Carhenge.
The Kool-Aid is next.